What Would Your Dream Washing Machine Be

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos) 05/11/2016 at 01:14 • Filed to: shitpost, sponsored

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With a quality Maytag A806 nothing can go wrong!

This quality sponsor ad can be avoided with Jalopnik Gold Plus Iridium E30 Miata Chariot Iriduim 98 Octane Edition.

TheHondaBro > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 05/11/2016 at 01:20

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Fuck yo Maytag.

Junk appliances.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 05/11/2016 at 01:22

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If it leaks, it means it has water

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 05/11/2016 at 01:23

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To address further complaints please send angry mail to:

c/o Scoob

123 Poop Street, Poopville, Poop State 02020

TheHondaBro > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 05/11/2016 at 01:25

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Ooohhhhh, I’m gonna send you a WHOPPER of an angry email. Just you wait.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/11/2016 at 01:25

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Oi, what do you mean “if” it leaks?

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 05/11/2016 at 01:26

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Your Maytag means nothing compared to this Haier Washer/Dryer machine

Amoore100 > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 05/11/2016 at 01:36

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Because Maxima.

CRider > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 05/11/2016 at 02:04

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#SaveTheTopLoaders

TheRevanchist > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 05/11/2016 at 02:06

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Never get the ones with the digital controls. Those are expensive to repair and don’t last as long. Get the old school kind with simple controls like this. Easy to fix yourself.

Unless you just want to have a mechanic at your house doing your work for you.

extraspecialbitter > TheHondaBro 05/11/2016 at 07:58

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